Trump TV


If you thought Trump University, Trump Vodka, Trump Airline, Trump Steaks, Trump Magazine, etc. were bad, wait until you see Trump TV.

I thought we already had Trump TV – it’s called Fox News.

Trump TV is actually Trump TV 2. Fox News has been a Trump TV channel since 2015.

Trump TV is going to answer some pressing questions which you can tune using the call letters WKGB.

I’m guessing all “reporters” on TrumpTV infomercial will be; 1. White 2. Blond 3. Soulless
But at least it has some good lineups:

Trump TV Lineup: 1) Geography with Sarah Palin 2) Dieting with Chris Christie 3) The David Dukes of Hazzard

Of course Trump TV won’t talk about the Minnesota attack Marines missing in Australia But he will talk about: Dow Jones industrial average and fake news.

For calling media “fake news” it sure seems ironic that Donald Trump has his own propaganda channel.

I can’t wait to watch Trump TV where he has the largest crowds and a 100% approval rating.

But Trump won’t make any guest appearances. He’s too busy golfing.

Trump TV

Vacationing Putin fished, hiked, swam, and wrestled a bear. Vacationing Trump rode a golf cart to his other golf cart.

I don’t have a problem with Trump taking a vacation. My problem is him coming back.


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