Kristen Stewart Saturday Night Live Opening Monologue: Attacks Donald Trump, Swears


Kristen Stewart hosted this weekend’s Saturday Night Live to promote Twilight which she says has been on Netflix for eight years. Congrats, K-Stew!

She also brought up the fact that our President Donald Trump likes to comment on celebrity relationships, including her romance with then co-star Robert Pattinson.

Kristen Stewart Saturday Night Live Opening Monologue: Attacks Donald Trump, Swears

“I’m a little nervous to be hosting because I know that the president’s probably watching, and I don’t think he likes me that much. Here’s how I know. Four years ago, I was dating this guy named Rob — Robert (Pattinson) — and we broke up and then we got back together and for some reason it made Donald Trump go insane.”

K-Stew read the following tweets the President of The United States shared in October 2012. The United States President tweeted about her and her relationship with Pattison a total of 11 times!

She noted that the President probably has a crush on Robert Pattison, since he gave him an open invite to him for the Miss USA Pageant.

“OK, so to be fair, I don’t think Donald Trump hated me. I think he’s in love with my boyfriend because he also tweeted this: ‘Miss Universe 2012 Pageant will be airing live on NBC and Telemundo december 19th. Open invite stands for Robert Pattinson.’”

She finished her monologue saying that he probably really doesn’t like her because she’s gay.

“The president is not a huge fan of me, but that is so OK, and Donald, if you didn’t like me then, you’re really probably not going to like me now, ’cause I’m hosting SNL and I’m, like, so gay, dude.”

Stewart also cussed in her opening monologue!

“OK, so we’ve got a great show and I totally care that I’m here ‘ cause it’s the coolest (expletive) thing ever.”

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