“There are only two rules in the Latino family. Don’t marry somebody black and don’t park in front of our house.”

“Sit your f—king a— down! Sit your f—king a— down! I’m talking b—h,” said Lopez, while the audience cheered. “You paid to see a show, sit you’re a– down. You can’t take a joke, then you’re in the wrong motherf—king place. Sit your a— down or get the f—k out of here.”

“I’ll give you two choices: Shut the f—k [up] or get the f—k out,” said Lopez. “I’ll tell you what, I’ll make the choice for you. Get the f—k out of here. I’ll make the choice for you, bye. You can’t take a joke you’re in the wrong motherf—king place. Bye.”

“Four seats just opened up front,.”

George Lopez ripped into an audience member at one of his comedy shows.

The 55 year old comedian made a joke that one patron didn’t like.

George Lopez Yells at Heckler at Comedy Show, Phoenix’s Celebrity TheatreA woman in the audience at the Phoenix’s Celebrity Theatre gave Lopez the middle finger. Her expression of disdain caused him to pop off.

He didn’t stop there either, he kicked the unidentified woman out for he venue